What is A
Fluffy Bunny REALLY?
What a
picturesque image … A cute little bunny, all white fur and fluffy as can be…
“Fluffy
Bunny” is a word of many definitions, these are the 2 most common:
Some say a
FB is a cute, young newbie, prancing about the local Pagan events bathed in
white light. Someone naïve and overly positive, who thinks the whole world is
filled with cute lil’ bunnies and no wolves; pagan who bursts with glee at
being pagan and irritates the rest of us with it.
Others say a Fluffy Bunny is the stubborn
pagan who thinks he has all the answers and everyone else is stupid; he kind of
guy who never backs down from an argument and is always right.
Fluffy Bunny can mean anything now though.
Especially online in forums and chatrooms, this silly phrase has become the
catch-all favourite insult of pagans.
Let’s all
fess up; a “fluffy bunny” is whoever pissed you off last.
Modern
Paganism must be doing pretty well; it’s gotten big enough that we are developing
not only our own slang, but our own slang insults.
Really
folks, why couldn’t we just call someone an “ass” instead? “Fluffy Bunny”
sounds so stupid, and do we really need to be using it at all? There are plenty
of nasty words we can sling at each other when we fail to disagree on some
silly point. Ones with punch and pizzaz and only two syllables, like “bastard”
or “stupid”, MUCH better than referring to a hoppy little rabbit.
I mean
think about it, why on earth are we using such a stupid phrase, are not most of
us poets? Come on people, act your age and just call the next person you get
into a dispute with a “jerk-face” instead. It’s more honest and less slandering
eh.
- Juniper





Yeah, ''ass'' is much practical and I can say it faster than I can say ''fluffy bunny''. If I'd have to run after saying it, would be much more practical, not? Then come to think of it, I've never met with a violant fluffy bunny anyway. They tend to fill people with white light and put circles of silver light around themselves. Oh gods I wanna struggle them with their own silver circles!! Ok, that was violant...Ehehe It's unbelivable how esily they can invoke feelings of rage and violance. Probably thats all they can invoke anyway.LOL. Who is frustrated? Moi?r
CerberusPlus, when I think of fluffy bunnies I get a rather fuzzy, warm feeling you know. I wanna squeeze them and sleep with them.
Btw,you do know I was talking about real rabbits at the second part,right? :)))
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